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Thursday, November 27, 2025
The Therapist Chair: Session Four
The Therapist's Chair: Session Four The Allure of the Absurd: Why a Bit of Nonsense is Good for You By Dr. Elleena Cantrell (Resident Alienist to the Sane-Adjacent) Posted: November 2025 Welcome back, dear neurotics! I trust you ve had a suitably chaotic week and haven't succumbed to the dreaded stupor of "perfectly normal" living. If you did, a swift dose of intentional nonsense is required, and I happen to have a large prescription ready. In our last session, we condemned the oppressive strait
Thursday, November 27, 2025
The Therapist Chair: Exclusive
The Therapist's Chair: Exclusive Sneak Peek Unveiling The Straightjacket Collection By Dr. Elleena Cantrell (Resident Alienist to the Sane-Adjacent) Posted: November 2025 Welcome back, my diligent, beautifully damaged readers. I trust your current week has been suitably chaotic. As we all go through the asylum society has built all around us, we find ourselves in the need of "Sanity Savors" more and more as we go along our journey. Here at Beautifully Insane LLC, we have realized this, and we ha
Thursday, November 27, 2025
The Therapist Chair: Session Two
The Therapist's Chair: Session Two Why Being Perfectly Normal is the Real Sign of Trouble. By Dr. Elleena Cantrell (Resident Alienist to the Sane-Adjacent) Posted: November 2025 Welcome, dear reader, to the hallowed (and slightly dusty) confines of The Therapist's Chair. Draw closer, if you dare. Here, we don't just talk about anxieties; we embrace them, dissect them, and occasionally, give them a good polish. Forget the sterile white walls of your conventional therapy office; my "asylum" is lif
Thursday, November 27, 2025
The Therapist Chair: Session One
The Therapist's Chair: Session One -Grand Opening A Pledge of Allegiance to the Bizarre By Dr. Elleena Cantrell (Resident Alienist to the Sane-Adjacent) Posted: November 2025 Welcome, dear reader, to the hallowed (and slightly dusty) confines of my mind and now, the home of The Therapist's Chair series. Draw closer, if you dare. Forget the sterile white walls and polite sighs of your conventional therapy office. Here, we don't just talk about anxieties; we embrace them, dissect them, and occasio
Thursday, November 27, 2025
The Therapist Chair: Intake
️ Welcome to Beautifully Insane LLC: Embrace the Madness ️ By Dr. Elleena Cantrell (Resident Alienist to the Sane-Adjacent) Posted: November 2025 The ordinary is a slow poison. Beige walls, polite smiles, the endless hum of the mundane all conspiring to lull us into submission. But you, dear reader, are not ordinary. You are chaos wrapped in velvet, a symphony of contradictions, a masterpiece painted in shadows and sparks. At Beautifully Insane LLC, we celebrate the glorious disorder that makes
Thursday, November 27, 2025
The Therapist Chair: Session Four
The Therapist's Chair: Session Four The Allure of the Absurd: Why a Bit of Nonsense is Good for You By Dr. Elleena Cantrell (Resident Alienist to the Sane-Adjacent) Posted: November 2025 Welcome back, dear neurotics! I trust you ve had a suitably chaotic week and haven't succumbed to the dreaded stupor of "perfectly normal" living. If you did, a swift dose of intentional nonsense is required, and I happen to have a large prescription ready. In our last session, we condemned the oppressive strait
Thursday, November 27, 2025
The Therapist Chair: Session Three
The Therapist's Chair: Session Three The Glorious Burden of Obsession: How Your Neuroses Make You Fascinating. By Dr. Elleena Cantrell (Resident Alienist to the Sane-Adjacent) Posted: November 2025 Welcome back to the slightly askew comfort of The Therapist's Chair. Draw closer. Today, we address an affliction commonly misdiagnosed as "anxiety," "overthinking," or "needing to relax." I speak, of course, of Obsession. Oh, how the "perfectly normal" masses fear obsession! They call it a flaw, a si
Thursday, November 27, 2025
The Therapist Chair: Exclusive
The Therapist's Chair: Exclusive Sneak Peek Unveiling The Straightjacket Collection By Dr. Elleena Cantrell (Resident Alienist to the Sane-Adjacent) Posted: November 2025 Welcome back, my diligent, beautifully damaged readers. I trust your current week has been suitably chaotic. As we all go through the asylum society has built all around us, we find ourselves in the need of "Sanity Savors" more and more as we go along our journey. Here at Beautifully Insane LLC, we have realized this, and we ha
