The Therapist's Chair: Session Seven The Elegance of Melodrama By Dr. Elleena Cantrell (Resident Alienist to the Sane-Adjacent) Posted: December 2025 I. The Necessity of the Grand Gesture Welcome back, dear neurotics! I trust you ve had a suitably inconvenient week one filled with minor, glorious catastrophes that were, naturally, met with the appropriate level of theatrical despair. Today, we rescue one of the most vital forms of emotional expression from the crushing weight of modern restraint

The Therapist's Chair: Session Six The Comfort of the Grudge By Dr. Elleena Cantrell (Resident Alienist to the Sane-Adjacent) Posted: December 2025 I. The Grand Betrayal of Forgiveness Welcome back to the slightly askew comfort of The Therapist s Chair. Have a seat. I trust you haven't succumbed to the dreaded, dull pathology of "Letting Go." Today, we address the most insidious piece of advice forced upon the beautifully complicated mind: forgiveness. Oh, how the world insists you must forgive

The Therapist's Chair: Session Five The Necessity of Hoarding By Dr. Elleena Cantrell (Resident Alienist to the Sane-Adjacent) Posted: December 2025 I. The Glorious Refusal to Erase Welcome back to the magnificent disorder of The Therapist's Chair. Draw closer, and mind the unstable stack of first-edition poetry behind you. Today, we confront the modern pathology of Minimalism. Oh, how the world, in its constant striving for 'clean lines' and 'open spaces,' attempts to trick you into performing