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The Existential Excuse

The Existential Excuse

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$8.99 ex. tax
? Tax based on Kentucky, United States.

(The Public Service Announcement)

 

File: Housekeeping Moratorium - The Existential Excuse

 

We at Beautifully Insane LLC believe that life is too short for unnecessary labor, especially when that labor treads on the sacred. The Existential Excuse is the only sign you need to explain why dusting is a violation of international human—or post-human—rights.

 

A Morbidly Humorous Justification:

This sign's 8"x12" vertical layout is enhanced by a vintage, aged white background and stark lettering, giving the appearance of a warning found in a forgotten institutional file. It transforms a mundane chore into an act of profound, personal respect. Who are we to disturb the spectral remains of those we once knew?

 

 

Protocol for Avoiding Chores:

Crafted from durable, lightweight aluminum, this sign is built to withstand domestic life. Its weather and water-resistant finish ensures that your profound philosophical statement—and the dust beneath it—remains preserved. With four pre-drilled holes, you can quickly hang this justification in your laundry room, living room, or anywhere a sponge might otherwise dare to tread.

Hang The Existential Excuse to signal that your home operates under a strict Housekeeping Moratorium. At Beautifully Insane LLC, we value deep thought over surface cleanliness.

 

 

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