Tired of interruptions? This blanket is your official, massive, non-verbal notification. We've twisted the asylum/gothic theme into a bold, self-aware statement, perfect for the modern retreat.
​Design Details:
​The Message: A huge, centered block of distressed text screams the message you can’t always say out loud:
​"I'M SORRY, I CAN'T COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW."
​"I'M BUILDING MY SANCTUARY OF SOLITUDE."
​"(PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE.)"
​Aesthetic: The massive text is rendered in a distressed Victorian/Gothic Revival font, communicating vintage flair and authority.
​Color Palette: High-contrast Aged Cream/Bone White text against a solid, rich Black (or Deep Oxblood Red) background reinforces the signature gothic color scheme and ensures readability.
​Product Specs:
​This isn't just a throw—it's a Velveteen Plush Blanket, delivering on the "Sanity Savor" promise of comfort and relief. It guarantees the message is visible even when crumpled on a sofa—functional humor at its best!
​Choose your sanctuary size: Available in 40"x30", 60"x50", and 80"x60" variations.
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