Shattered Sanity Pull Over Hoodie Sweatshirt
File: Patient Dossier - Shattered Sanity
This file outlines the necessary precautions for engaging with an individual who possesses philosophical clarity and a highly complex internal architecture. This garment serves as the essential Protective Bubble for the mind, declaring that while the pieces may be broken, they are perfectly arranged.
* The Front: The design visually captures Shattered Sanity—the beautiful, fragmented reality of seeing the world clearly. It represents the internal mechanism that has been tested, broken, and re-formed into something stronger and more honest.
* The Back: The institutional, yet darkly humorous, text is a direct caution: "HANDLE WITH CARE. MAY CONTAIN NIHLISM." It is the highest form of self-care—a non-negotiable warning that you are operating at peak, unfiltered philosophical honesty.
Built for Delicate Operations:
Despite the inherent fragility of the subject matter, this hoodie is built for resilience. The medium-heavy fabric (8.0~oz/yd^{2} (271~g/m^{2}) made of 50% ethically grown US cotton and 50% polyester) provides the necessary comforting weight and soft interior required for the delicate task of maintaining personal control.
Operational Parameters:
* Fabric Composition: 50% ethically grown US cotton, 50% polyester. (Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton).
* Aesthetic & Comfort: Features a classic fit, a spacious pouch pocket for holding classified documents, and a double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord for maximum concealment and durability.
* Available in an Archive of Colors: Purple, Heather Sport Dark, Black, Graphite Heather, Maroon, Royal Blue, Orange, and Antique Cherry Red.
* Mandatory Sizing: US Small to US 5XL.
At Beautifully Insane LLC, we believe that the clearest vision is often found in the fragments.
