The Mad Tinkerer Pull Over Hoodie

File: Mandatory Governing Document - The Mad Tinkerer

Every highly specialized mechanism requires a Foundational Charter outlining absolute, non-negotiable rules for all residents and visitors. This hoodie asserts that the only person authorized to manage your beautifully insane internal architecture is you.

* The Front: The design visually represents the concept of the mind as a complex system—a Surgical Tool for the Mind. It's a reminder that you possess the cold clarity to see the patterns or "gears" behind the madness.

* The Back: The text, "DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ADJUST MY GEARS," is a direct Priority Protocol. It demands respect for your processes and serves as the ultimate boundary against those who might seek to simplify or suppress your complex self.

Built for the Mechanism:

This piece is designed to bring structure to the absurd and humor to the structure. The medium-heavy fabric (8.0~oz/yd^{2} (271~g/m^{2}) made of 50% ethically grown US cotton and 50% polyester) ensures that your philosophical statement is preserved and built to withstand the tests of time.
Operational Parameters:

* Fabric Composition: 50% ethically grown US cotton, 50% polyester. (Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton).

* Aesthetic & Comfort: The classic fit, paired with the cozy warmth and soft feel, provides a velvet restraint for the chaos within. Includes a color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for durability.

* Available in an Archive of Colors: Purple, Heather Sport Dark, Black, Graphite Heather, Maroon, Royal Blue, Orange, and Antique Cherry Red.

* Mandatory Sizing: US Small to US 5XL.

At Beautifully Insane LLC, we believe that clearly defined rules are the key to a successful, spectacularly abnormal life.