The Classified Directive

(The Public Service Announcement)

File: Containment Protocol - The Classified Directive

Every Beautifully Insane resident knows that the most valuable and strange research must be protected. This is not a request; it is a Classified Directive establishing the boundaries of your personal Top Secret Research Facility. Inspired by the most infamous restricted zones, this sign features a distressed, weathered aesthetic, suggesting it’s been guarding secrets for decades.

Protocol Requirements:

Crafted from durable 12"x8" lightweight aluminum, this sign sends an unmistakable message with its bold, distressed lettering and stark Red "NO TRESPASSING" alert. It is designed to be highly visible and absolutely intimidating. Unlike lesser signs, this one doesn't promise fines—it promises oblivion.

Built for Indoors or the Unknown:

The weather and water-resistant finish protects this sign from both mundane kitchen spills and the harsh extraterrestrial elements of the Nevada desert. Hang it by your private office, your sacred workshop, or your most heavily guarded snack stash. Installation is simple with four pre-drilled holes, ensuring that your Containment Protocol is established quickly and securely.

At Beautifully Insane LLC, we understand that some doors should never be opened, and some thoughts should never be shared. This sign ensures both your space and your sanity are protected by the harshest penalty: vanishing without a trace.